The Cabbage Patch

Happy Easter

Hello world and happy Easter…

I live in Australia and am therefore lucky enough to be sitting eating lots and lots of chocolate, because it is already Easter Sunday.

If you are unlucky and happen to live in the other parts of our planet, where it is not quite Easter yet… well, sucks to be you.

For the rest of you, eat up! Today is the only time all year when it is actually socially acceptable to pig out on cheap chocolate, so enjoy it while it lasts!

On the topic of chocolate, do you know why we eat chocolate eggs at easter?
It’s because 2000 years ago, some bloke got nailed to a cross and laid the world’s first chocolate egg. He then came back to life and sold his eggs for millions of dollars. His name was Jesus Cadbury.

There, see, you learn something every day!

Hello again…

Hello again world…

I don’t have anything constructive to say, I’m just bored.

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You don’t say much, do you?

Welcome to the madhouse…

Hello world.

I am the ‘Orrible Cabbage and this is my first blog.

Isn’t that amazing???

no… not really…