The Cabbage Patch

Hee Hee Hee

I have just come across one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen. Here it is.

Told you it was funny.

Now This Site is Updated…

Yay!

Ha, now that’s just silly…

Hello World.

Did you know that Blogger doesn’t know its own name?

The built-in spell-checker for checking spelling in posts does not recognize the word Blogger, instead wanting to replace it with “blocker”.

As far as I’m concerned, this is now my block, hosted on blockspot.com, by blocker.com, and that’s that!

Grrrrr….

Hello World.

Why do good things always happen at bad times? I don’t really expect you to answer, it was a rhetorical question.

The reason I am asking this is that Blogger have just released their new system with flashy new features. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it. In fact I love this new system.

My problem is that after trying for two weeks I finally found out how to add a cool commenting system to my blog, THREE DAYS AGO! After only three days, all my efforts were wasted and a commenting system was given to me from Blogger. This, I say, is unfair!

Not only is it totally unfair, but it also makes me look silly, because I posted things saying that I had found a cool commenting system WHICH IS NOW REDUNDANT!

And before you say anything, no, I’m not too old to be using words like silly.

Very Funny Song

Hello World.

Would you like to hear something funny? Good, I thought you might. I know you so well.

Here it is, one of the funniest songs I have heard in a long time.

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I hope you enjoy it, however it does come with a MAJOR language warning. If you don’t like swearing, then you should definitely not listen. However, for the rest of us morally deprived and immature people, it’s great.

Yay!

Hello World.

As you may have noticed, I have finally been able to add a commenting system to this site! This is terrific news for the millions of readers I have who can now praise me for enlightening their lives and enriching their knowledge, is it not?

Well, I hope so anyway…

Anybody There?

Hello World.

I realised on the way home today that I may simply be writing to myself when I type these posts. I truly do not know if anybody has ever read my blog, let alone taken any notice of it. It is quite disconcerting to think that my insightful social comentaries and informative views of this mad mad world may simply be floating off into the ether without ever being enjoyed. Really, it is.

So, if you do read this blog and enjoy it, e-mail me at orrible.cabbage@gmail.com . You can even e-mail me if you don’t enjoy it. Hell, even e-mail me with abuse for wasting your time and corrupting your mind if it tickles your fancy. I don’t care what you do it for, but I would just like to know that someone, somewhere, is listening to me.

I am currently investigating adding a comments box to my blog for precisely this reason. If you know of any good ones, and how to add them to a blog, whaddayaknow, you can e-mail me!

Confuse An American

Hello world

I have just invented a new game. Would you like to hear it? Good, thought you might. Here it is, it is called Confuse An American.

The way you play is you find the nearest American tourist, or the first one you see if you happen to be in America. Once you have found your contestant, you must try to confuse them about something they should know. This should be fairly easy. You could ask them which country Iraq is in, ask them to spell AC/DC, or convince them that George Bush is in fact a chimpanzee. Whatever it is that you do, however, just don’t ask them to vote Jed Bartlett for president, because a recent study shows that most of them would.

It is my sincere hope that this game is played right around the world, and possibly even be an event in the 2008 Olympics. So introduce your friends to this exciting new sport and in no time we can have the whole of the USA in a state of constant confoundment.

This has been another insightful look at the world, brought to you by The ‘Orrible Cabbage.

My Absence

Hello again world,

I know I have been fairly absent for the past few weeks, but that does not mean that I have forgotten you. To be perfectly honest, I have been saving the human race from total destruction by a race of giant bananas. No no, you don’t need to thank me, I’m just doing my part for humanity.

This has been another insightful look at the world, brought to you by The ‘Orrible Cabbage.

Wow!

Now that is cool.

I have just been signed up for the beta test phase of GMail, google’s free e-mail service with 1GB of storage space!

By the way, no I haven’t forgotten you world, I have simply been lazy….