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See now that’s just wrong.

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A US man is suing his ex-girlfriend in for more than $40,600 for supergluing his genitals to his abdomen.

Kenneth Slaby of Greensburg, Pennsylvania, broke up with Gail O’Toole in 1999, after dating for 10 months.

Slaby then began dating someone else but, according to the lawsuit, O’Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep.

When he woke up, Slaby found that O’Toole had glued his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Let me repeat that.

When he woke up, Slaby found that O’Toole had glued his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

The worst part is, he then had to

walk almost 2 kilometres to a petrol station to call for help.

Full article here.

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Let’s get political! Political!

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This is a clip from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. It features a very well put together interview between George “let’s fry ‘em all” Bush as Governor of Texas, and George “let’s blow ‘em all up” Bush as President of the USA.

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I think this may be a couple of years old, but I still find it hilariously funny.

Never go hungry again!

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I have no idea how this trick is done, but it’s absolutely amazing.

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If only something like this could happen during one of the boring HSC exams.

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Prangstgrüp are a group of college students in America who perform pranks around their college campus and film them for the world to laugh at. And laugh-worthy they are.

This one is one of my favourites, where a student turns the quiet and musty library into the stage for a Broadway musical. Very funny.

This one is similar, but set in a lecture theatre.

You can find the rest of their hilarious videos here (click on “Video Archive”).

Who would have thought pop music and mime went so well together?

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This is a video sent in by Max. It features a mime, and the music of Natalie Imbruglia - two things I never expected to be posting, let alone together. It is, however, really quite hilarious.

Now excuse me while I go bang my head against a wall… I have to get that damn song out of it.

*Note: Somehow, this site won’t let me take a screenshot of the video so I can post a picture link the way I like to. I don’t know how they did it, but they seem to have thwarted me… for now.

Good things come to those who wait.

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I found this ad a couple of weeks ago, and I believe it is the same one sent in to me by reader Max also (but I don’t know, because I still haven’t been able to get his link to work - sorry Max). The ad is for Guinness Beer and it is quite funny, and very well made.

You will need QuickTime to view.