The Cabbage Patch

Dash Dragon, dash!

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Today's game offering is Dragon Dash, a different take on the classic Helicopter Game of old.

UPDATE: By the way, in the spirit of healthy competition, my high score so far is 17628 metres. Beat that, why don't cha?

Amazing New Service!

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I have, for a long time, been promoting the RSS feed that is published along with this website. This basically means that you can use an RSS reader (like Google Reader or Bloglines) to read all the updates that are made to this website (and any other feed you subscribe to) without actually visiting the site.

Well, I am very aware that a lot of you can't be bothered learning to use this RSS system, so I have kindly implemented a new system. Simply put your email address into this page, and you will be sent an email containing any new posts as they are posted right into your inbox. That way, you can catch up on all the newest Patch action in-between those offers of cheap Viagra and debt consolidation.

Shut up the lot of you.

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I haven't posted in a while, and I don't have a good reason. I just didn't feel like it.

So, to shut up all the "New post" comments, here's a game.

More Geekiness!

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Yesterday I featured a video showing how Microsoft would have done the iPod. Well today I have more Apple/Microsoft goodness for you. I promise, this will be the last one (for this week).

That’s funny ’cause it’s true. Funny and true.

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No matter which side of the Apple/Microsoft divide you sit on, this video is funny. Rumour has it that it was produced for internal use by Microsoft for their packaging/marketing department. I dunno, I just find it hilarious.

Shoot stuff right from your browser!

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I thought it was about time for another game for you all, so today I bring you Phosphor!

It is basically a full 3D first-person shooter, similar to Quake or Unreal, but played completely in your web-browser. No need to download or install anything, simply load the page and play.

Oh noes!!!1!!one!! The hideous truth revealed!

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