Looking for Single Zombie, Must Love Brains

Posted by Dave

This ad turned up on my recent post about the vampire killer in Melbourne:

Vampire Singles

I can just see the late-night television commercial now:

Are you lonely and hypervolemic? We’ve got hot, horny vampires waiting for your call! At just $2.99 per minute, these saucy demons are just longing to SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

Really, what has the world come to?

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Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 Bizarre

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