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Yesterday, some lucky web-traveller got to this site by searching for “ricky gervais’s sexual identity”. Brilliant!
How To: Change a Person’s Body (aka The Virtual Boob Job)
Welcome to the long-awaited second part of my series of pointless Photoshop tutorials! This is the part in which I commit horrible acts against the self-esteem of young women everywhere as I instruct you how to digitally alter any person’s appearance.
In reality, this technique is most useful for boring touch-ups - getting rid of “love handles” or “lunch-lady arms”, emphasising muscles or otherwise giving a photo that magazine look.
However, as is my tradition, I’m going to demonstrate this technique using an attractive female celebrity. In an effort to cash in on the Internet’s obsession with boobs, I will be giving the lovely Ms. Jennifer Garner some imaginary breast implants. Please save any comments about my misogyny until the end of class.
Let’s get to it!
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