The Cabbage Patch

This is The Cabbage Patch, or The Patch for short - a weblog about nothing.  We post all the funny videos, quirky news stories and online games we can find, as well as the odd rant or so.

The Patch is brought to you by:

Dave:

Dave “‘Orrible Cabbage” Purcell is the owner and founder of The Cabbage Patch.

He was recruited by ASIO in 2004 as a powerful propaganda weapon.  Armed only with the Internet and his razor-sharp wit, he has consistently and thoroughly failed to do anything constructive.  Instead, he has assured the world that idiocy and boredom are universal qualities, but can be found in particular abundance in the schools and universities of Australia.

He is often both praised and lynched for his amazing ability to inspire procrastination in even the most diligent of worker.

Dave is often credited as being single-handedly responsible for the downfall of the Roman Empire, the Asian Bird Flu and James Blunt.

And…

TomHB

TomHB has followed a well worn path to The Cabbage Patch.  Starting out in the late night soft-core scene on SBS, TomHB graduated to playing cadavers on tongue-in-cheek whodunit series Inspector Rex, alongside Austrian people trying desperately not to look, sound and act like Germans.  If you ask me, they aren’t kidding anyone.

Born with the silver fork shoved right up his arse, TomHB has been opining about the state of things since he realised that Tetris was just a Soviet ploy to get kids humming Russian folk music and staring blankly at pictures of the Kremlin. The year was 1990 and 17 years on, his rantings and ravings have become so commonplace and mainstream that if you put a seashell to your ear and listen carefully you’ll hear a faint voice in a faraway land saying something along the lines of:

“You know it makes sense! I’m TomHB.”